Manifesto

I always get these ideas to start blogs. I don't even know why, but they amuse me and so I do. I have, however, been trying to write a good blog that I can keep up with. So I have this blog, and this is my manifesto.

I, Zoe, being of sound mind, body, and stomach full of powerade, here do by swear to be witty, entertaining, somewhat whiney when need be and use this blog to my full advantage. I promise to update this blog every Wednesday and Saturday, and other days in-between if I can manage. I swear to never, ever, complement Twilight or Comic Sans. I promise to make each blog awesome, or so help me Internet.

So that's my manifesto. Now, to introduce myself. My name is Zoe, I am fourteen years old, and I enjoy Harry Potter. Actually, I don't just enjoy it, I live and breath it. I also enjoy theorizing about Doctor Who. I like working out lengthy but simple math problems to make me feel smart, and I enjoy a good challenge. I hate my generation, and I have some very close friends online. My current favorite song is Judas. Actually, that might be my all time favorite song. Ever.

There is a plastic Easter egg next to me. They are actually littering my room. I stepped on one they other day, and then it shanked me. Boy, that hurt. I just wanted to strangle it. You know, just like, strangle it.

There are many things you might find on this blog. I shall now list some of them for your viewing pleasure~!

• Doctor Who reactions
• Friend Profiles
• Blog Recommendations
• Rants
• Rants about school
• Rants about people

I think I shall end this first blog now, and start loading up on some. Cheers!~